Monday, May 30, 2011

Skinny Dipping Sick Day | SONG



Skinny Dipping Sick Day
Written by: Christopher Williams


Oh, yeah, the sun is shining, and there ain't no rain
I've done called my baby, I'm on my way
On a day this hot, there's only one thing to do
Gonna find a water hole, since we don't have a pool

We're gonna go skinny dipping, and have some fun
Lay on the bank under that summer sun
I've called in sick and that's the truth
Cuz I'm sick and tired of missing you

Oh, baby, you got that body, you like to show it off
Just for my eyes only, and nobody else at all
I really love it, so I'm not complaining
Ain't that just our luck, It's started raining

Only one thing to do, let's head for the truck
If it starts getting cold, Baby, I'll warm you up
We're nowhere near the water, but we're still getting wet
If you're liking this, then you'll love what comes next...


We're fogging the windows of my Chevrolet
Is it hot in here, or is it just you? Haha
We have to do this again, soon... How 'bout tomorrow?
I still feel a stuffy nose... sore throat...

Country Ain't Country | SONG


Country Ain't Country
Written by: Christopher Williams


The first time I heard Taylor Swift
I damn near threw a fit
I told the DJ to play some Cash
Or else I'd whip his ass
Cuz country ain't country today

I really never understood
What's so great 'bout Underwood
She came from reality TV
Putting pop in my country
And country ain't country today

With the songs these stations play
Ol' Waylon's rollin' in his grave
How did we get where we are
Since we've lost the steel guitar?
I can't hear those fiddles sound
With the drums in the background
All this will get fixed, I pray
Cuz country ain't country today

I can't stand queers like Rascal Flatts
The Oak Ridge Boys never sounded like that
Boy bands have no place in country
I bet there's a few more who think like me
Cuz country ain't country today

With the songs these stations play
Chris LeDoux's rollin' in his grave
How did we get where we are
Since we've lost the steel guitar?
I can't hear those fiddles sound
With the drums in the background
All this will get fixed, I pray
Cuz country ain't country today

Yeah, you know, with these songs these days
Ol' Conway's rollin' in his grave
Tell that DJ just what you want him to play
Play me some Jones, Hank, Willie, and Strait!
Cuz country just ain't country today...